Like Minds

--So, you like sex, right?
--Of course.
--And you like jokes about sex, right?
--Sure. But...
--Let's suppose something for a second. Suppose..
--We're supposing now? So, this is a comparison, not the...
--Real thing, right. Suppose you have two men, and they
could not be any more different, now suppose...
--Two men? Like one's good looking, the other reminds
one of wc fields on a bad day?
--Now you're getting it.. See I told you we were of like minds.
--Like minds, huh? That's hilarious. Go on...
--Ok, these two men go up to two groups of women, two select
groups of a mixed nature--
--Now chance enters the equation.
--Everything's rigourously documented. We run their
backgrounds through a fucking Statistician's computer
program, ok?
--Well, ok, you don't have to shout.
--Well, you're being difficult. Ok, the two groups of
women are selected to represent the entire spectrum
of attractiveness and intelligence. Each group is to be
considered a microcosm of the Female Psyche. With
me so far?
--Sure, but wishing you'd get to the point...
--But you already know the point.
--I know the point?
--Sure, Im those two guys. Ive been misrepresenting
myself from the beginning..
--Excuse me?
--I've been lying. Im not who I say I am. Ive known
you now as two people. Remember a guy a while
back named Beau Bowlingsbury?
--Oh my god...
--And you said you hated all my dick jokes?
--Oh my god...
--Found them immature, feeble-minded, sick...I
could go on.
--Oh my god.
--So, honey, why-- did-- you-- laugh?